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Frovakin! Narwhalborn

Mage of Time

Slytherin

Hello. I am Kate. Some of my friends call me Fro. I am a college student in the Environmental Health and Safety field. I will OSHA regulate the shit out of you.

My ACNL dream address is 4200-2623-0494

Self-proclaimed, #1 pokemon pinball wizard. Tell me your high score. I'll have beaten it.

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eidolonorpheus:

The Lyrist (Piano Version)

Made a pretty quick realization of what the arrangement sounds like. I may have changed the 7/4 section somewhat in the arrangement compared to the original.


Tagged as: music, Homestuck,

airouette:

sephizim:

gromdork:

hanksypanky:

100newfears:

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

IM SCREAMING




gobstheshark:

narwhalslaughingalonewithscience:

Muscle the traded-for machoke has been defeated by a Steelix in the 6th gym battle that landed a critical hit with Iron Tail. It was super cheap.

RIP Muscle lvl 12 - 32

*Lets out an alligator-y roar of sadness for the loss of his comrade and triumph for avenging them*

We shall push on and be the very best. Like no one ever was. For our fallen comrades. 





fairy-wren:

Capped Heron (Pilherodius pileatus), Napo River, Ecuador, pre-dawn

photo by Jeff Dyck


Tagged as: bird,

Muscle the traded-for machoke has been defeated by a Steelix in the 6th gym battle that landed a critical hit with Iron Tail. It was super cheap.

RIP Muscle lvl 12 - 32






almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE




whatpumpkin:

Troll Horns are now available at What Pumpkin

Currently, only Aradia’s, Tavros’ and Karkat’s horns are available, but we’ll be releasing more in due time!



iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle


Tagged as: horse, pony,


trans-par-en-t:

made transparent by trans-par-en-t


Tagged as: shark, art,