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Frovakin! Narwhalborn

Mage of Time

Slytherin

Hello. I am Kate. Some of my friends call me Fro. I am a college student in the Environmental Health and Safety field. I will OSHA regulate the shit out of you.

My favorite fandoms involve lots of blood, death, and dick jokes.

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merlinthebetta:

I had way too much fun doing this…

Happy Easter from Jules and the gang! :)





keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks



hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

This character looks a little like Jenny McCarthy





allthegayships413:

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

burn the damn thing







elontirien:

You have nice manners for thief, and a LIAR!


Tagged as: the hobbit,



whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.


Tagged as: drake and josh,

itisveryoverrated:

fish-blog:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

joobr:

thingsthatsuckass:

gaypee:

micthemicrophone:

zacharieshusbando:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Doing this later.

DOING THIS NOW

i feel the regret seeping in already…

im bored wanna play?

ok

im feeling potentially whimsical so yeah lets do this send em as asks

COME ON GUYS LETS DO THIS!



clitclip:

RAVENCLAWS: *find the key*

SLYTHERINS: *pick the lock*

GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down

HUFFLEPUFFS: *knock*

This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.






Tagged as: GoT,